Posts by bitter mango

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The Night Shift

by Prisca in

jw
friends

man it's quiet this time of the night - the bulk of this board's posters are asleep in their little beds, although the early risers might be starting their first cups of coffee.. there's a smattering of aussies & poms who cruise the board at this time of the night, but being a friday night, many aussies would probably be out socialising or doing something with their families.

i'm not doing anything tonight, that's why i'm here and posting.

rather bored, myself, although i have a busy weekend ahead of me.

bitter mango

priX !

even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

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How to spot a Sociopath

by larc in

jw
friends

why is it important to be able to spot a sociopath?

the basic reason is that they can do enormous damage to you.

they can ruin your life.. what is the overiding characteristic of a sociopath?

bitter mango

grave,

I am a sociopath.

100% AGREED!

even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

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Please keep it clean!

by Simon in

while the subject "dating, relationships & sex" does include the word 'sex' this does not mean that "anything goes".. while sex can be discussed within reason it is not a place to post explicit topics.. thanks

bitter mango

(((ang))) and she speaks!! now dont go and delete your post hun!

even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

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Please keep it clean!

by Simon in

while the subject "dating, relationships & sex" does include the word 'sex' this does not mean that "anything goes".. while sex can be discussed within reason it is not a place to post explicit topics.. thanks

bitter mango

i blame drugs!!

even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

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Men are Like............

by Solace in

men are like,.

lava lamps.. fun to look at, but not very bright.. laxatives.. they irritate the sh*t out of you.. bananas.. the older they get, the less firm they are.. vacations.. they never seem to be long enough.. bank machines.. once they withdraw, they lose intrest.. weather.. nothing can be done to change them.. cement.. after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.. commercials.. you cant believe a word they say.. government bonds.. they take so long to mature.. horoscopes.. they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.. mascara.. they usually run at the first sign of emotion.. popcorn.. they satisfy you, but only for a little while.. snowstorms.. you never know when they are comming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.. blenders.

you need one, but you're not quite sure why.. parking spots.. the good ones are all taken and the rest are all handicapped.

bitter mango

((comf)) i wasn't directing my last post at you! i was just joking around. but to make you feel betters, here ya go :

WOMEN are like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

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From men to women

by teejay in

learn to work the toilet seat.

you're a big girl.

if it's up, put it down.. sometimes, we are not thinking about you.

bitter mango

oi!! i TOTALLY allow (and encourage) the looking at and ogling of other females in my presence by my boyfriends... cos chances are i'm fantasizing about the same girl he's checking out !

even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

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Men are Like............

by Solace in

men are like,.

lava lamps.. fun to look at, but not very bright.. laxatives.. they irritate the sh*t out of you.. bananas.. the older they get, the less firm they are.. vacations.. they never seem to be long enough.. bank machines.. once they withdraw, they lose intrest.. weather.. nothing can be done to change them.. cement.. after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.. commercials.. you cant believe a word they say.. government bonds.. they take so long to mature.. horoscopes.. they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.. mascara.. they usually run at the first sign of emotion.. popcorn.. they satisfy you, but only for a little while.. snowstorms.. you never know when they are comming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.. blenders.

you need one, but you're not quite sure why.. parking spots.. the good ones are all taken and the rest are all handicapped.

bitter mango

i have gathered from these gender threads that men are lazy whoring pigs and women are golddigging bitches that shop too much! but each gender has one thing in common, neither can deal with being joked about by the other gender!
the simple conclusion i've come up with... i hate you all, male or female and i wish i was a cat .

even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

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